The following material has been prepared solely for my own amusement. It is not an offer, or solicitation of an offer, to buy or sell any security, financial instrument, human being, hooker, happy ending, or inanimate object.
It is based on information from sources believed to be completely unreliable. No representation is made that it is remotely accurate or complete.
Securities transactions involve numerous risks. In certain transactions, you could lose your shirt, pants, significant other, virginity, or incur unlimited loss. You should understand and discuss with your professional tax, legal, accounting, and other advisor(s) as you deem appropriate, how a transaction may make everyone you know lose all respect for you.
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