Thursday, July 26, 2007

Stone Street

There are three types of people who go to Stone Street after the markets close.

Sample A) Underage Goldman Scrotum interns reliving their high school days drinking in bars with college students, only this time they're hoping to polish the knob of some VP or MD.

Sample B) Traders from DeutscheLehmanUBSMorganLynchCiti Bank (oh you didn't hear? Blackstone bought up every bank on the island) who are under 35 hoping they can finally get into that interns pants

Sample C) 30-40 year old minimum wage-making, halfway decent-looking, insecure woman, hoping for an MD, VP, Associate, Analyst, Intern, Clerk, Pledge, etc. to buy them dinner, drinks, and hey, maybe make enough bad decisions to have to make some long term commitments in the future.