Tuesday, July 24, 2007

I'll Take "Companies That End in oyota for $500 Please"

Detroit wants to talk labor. Good idea, because without workers, you can't tackle the real issue: companies ending in oyota.

In other news, Starbucks will be jacking up its prices for the second time in less than a year. The announcement comes after 'bucks CFO warned it would be hard for the company to meet its projected forecast. The price increase will not affect consumers as they will be to engorged in their iPhones, BlackBerries, and iBooks to give a shit. My recommendation: Starbucks should continue to jack up it's prices a few cents at a time, US Postal Service Style.

Hold Starbucks, but buy caramel frapuccinos.

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